Types of Women




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HARD-DISKWoman
She rememberseverything, FOREVER.
:yahoo:

RAMWoman
She forgetsabout you, the moment you turn her off.

:adal:
WINDOWSWoman
Everyone knowsthat she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

:gem:
EXCELWoman
They say shecan do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

:jakoush:
SCREENSAVERWoman
She is good fornothing but at least she is fun!

:o
INTERNETWoman
Difficult toaccess.

:larg:
SERVER
Always busywhen you need her.
:ss:

MULTIMEDIAWoman
She makeshorrible things look beautiful.

:shock:
CD-ROMWoman
She is alwaysfaster and faster.
:p

E-MAILWoman
Every tenthings she says, eight are nonsense.

:o
VIRUSWoman
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses allyour resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if youdon't try to uninstall her you will loseeverything












:deal:

HI
THATS WAS SO FUNY :clap:AND I AGREE :deal:WITH THAT
BUT YOU FORGOT:jakoush: ONE OTHER THING
TRUJAN WHAT YOU CAN:x SAY ABOUT THA:DT

HI
THATS WAS SO FUNY :clap:AND I AGREE :deal:WITH THAT
BUT YOU FORGOT:jakoush: ONE OTHER THING
TRUJAN WHAT YOU CAN:x SAY ABOUT THA:DT



TRUJAN Women



She gets into you're life without noticing. And as soon as she sticks her self in she starts ruining you're life by spaying on you and trying to know and steal all you're secrets and thoughts