D C ALLIGATORS



Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington,
DC. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't
understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age,
we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eating, boy?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"
"Down at the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol."
"Same here. Hmm.....how do you catch them?"

"Well, I crawl under one of them Lexus cars and wait for one of them
politicians to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the
leg, shake the shit out of them, and eat them!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You are
not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shaking the
shit out of a politician, there is nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase."