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Abo3zo
17/02/2006, 15:22
Do You Have Trouble with Women?
>> that means you don't understand them.
>> from now and on use this dictionary
>> (it's recommended that you keep a copy in your pocket.)
>>
>>
>> Yes = No:shock:
>> >
>> >No = Yes :shock:
>> >
>> >Maybe = No:pos:
>> >
>> >I'm sorry = you'll be sorry:waa3:
>> >
>> >We need = I want:confo:
>> >
>> >It's your decision = my correct decision should be obvious by now :shurup:
>> >
>> >Do what you want = you'll pay for this later:blow:
>> >
>> >We need to talk = I need to complain:jakoush:
>> >
>> >Sure go ahead = I don't want you to:blusted:
>> >
>> >I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron:blusted:
>> >
>> >You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot:(
>> >
>> >This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house :aah:
>> >
>> >I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper:angel:
>> >
>> >I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep:frown:
>> >
>> >Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive :sosweet:
>> >
>> >How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to :devil:
>>hate
>> >
>> >You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me:confo:
>> >
>> >Are you listening to me!? = (Too late, you're dead:tears:)

طنش تعش
17/02/2006, 15:59
you seemed to be expert in those things Ab 3zo but you forgot one thing
and it's very important:

I have a headake = i don't want to sleep with you tonight so stop trying.

Abo3zo
17/02/2006, 16:37
you seemed to be expert in those things Ab 3zo but you forgot one thing
and it's very important:

I have a headake = i don't want to sleep with you tonight so stop trying.

:?

this is from the bed dictionary

:oops:

layla
17/02/2006, 19:57
Are you listening to me!? = (Too late, you're dead
:o :lol: :lol:

ghazool
17/02/2006, 22:47
this is funny !! ;-)
but i do agree with (( طنش تعش )) : it is a bad dictionary !!!!! :lol:

Tears_Castle
18/02/2006, 00:15
hhahahahhaha very nice dictionary I am gonna learn it
thanks

Abo3zo
18/02/2006, 01:18
hhahahahhaha very nice dictionary I am gonna learn it
thanks

you wellcome

:clap:

Abo3zo
18/02/2006, 01:21
this is funny !! ;-)
but i do agree with (( طنش تعش )) : it is a bad dictionary !!!!! :lol:

So it's not the headake

:jakoush:

That's why

I :hart: Panadol

Reemi
20/02/2006, 17:38
hahhahahah cute guy>>>>>
i do this........
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
>> >
>> >Are you listening to me!? = (Too late, you're dead)

Abo3zo
20/02/2006, 17:44
hahhahahah cute guy>>>>>
i do this........
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
>> >
>> >Are you listening to me!? = (Too late, you're dead)

Thanx God u like it

:clap:

but tell me was it true ?

:pos:

Reemi
20/02/2006, 17:47
yes its sooo true

عبق الورود
26/06/2006, 09:35
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

cute.... sweet thanks brother

But you misjudged us ... coz we are so sympathetic

:sosweet:

Any way... thank you it's funny

My best regards

hakerevil
29/07/2006, 03:04
thanks man