Abo3zo
11/02/2006, 15:41
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship, holding her hat
tight so it wouldn't blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to
be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high
wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your
privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down is 85 years old. I just bought this hat
yesterday!"
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:? :shock: :?
>> >>A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How
>>long before
>> >>I can get a haircut?"
>> >> barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,"About
>>2
>> >>hours."
>> >>The guy left.
>> >>A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the
>>door and asked,
>> >>"How long before I can get a haircut?"
>> >>The barber looked around at
>>the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
>> >>The guy left.
>> >>A week later the same guy stuck his head in the
>>shop and asked,"How
>> >>long before I can get a haircut?"
>> >>The barber looked around the shop and said, "About
>> >>an hour and half."
>> >>The guy left.
>> >>The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey,Bill,do me a favor.
>> >>Follow that guy and see where he goes.
>> >>He keeps asking how long he has to wait for
>> >>a haircut,but then he doesn't ever come back."
>> >>A little while later, Bill returned to the
>> >>shop,laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does
>>that
>> >>guy go when he leaves?"
>> >>Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said,
>>"Your house
:jakoush:
tight so it wouldn't blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to
be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high
wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your
privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down is 85 years old. I just bought this hat
yesterday!"
--
:? :shock: :?
>> >>A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How
>>long before
>> >>I can get a haircut?"
>> >> barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,"About
>>2
>> >>hours."
>> >>The guy left.
>> >>A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the
>>door and asked,
>> >>"How long before I can get a haircut?"
>> >>The barber looked around at
>>the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
>> >>The guy left.
>> >>A week later the same guy stuck his head in the
>>shop and asked,"How
>> >>long before I can get a haircut?"
>> >>The barber looked around the shop and said, "About
>> >>an hour and half."
>> >>The guy left.
>> >>The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey,Bill,do me a favor.
>> >>Follow that guy and see where he goes.
>> >>He keeps asking how long he has to wait for
>> >>a haircut,but then he doesn't ever come back."
>> >>A little while later, Bill returned to the
>> >>shop,laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does
>>that
>> >>guy go when he leaves?"
>> >>Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said,
>>"Your house
:jakoush: