Girl Poem




You don't have to read this, it is simply nothing.






It starts like this:





I shave my legs,
I sit down to ###.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.


I can balance the chequebook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ###.


My beauty's a ######,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.


I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.


I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.


I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

Flowers are okay,
But jewellery's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????

DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK.
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you #####!?! (Excuse my English)





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not so nice try :oops: